SA Kids On The Go

Giggles & Laughs

Funny Lizard Birth..
, 20 Jul 2016

If you've raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my...

Sunday school
, 20 Jul 2009

Jesus' Dad's NameA Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"  One child answered, "Mary."  The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you...

Priceless quips by grand-children
, 1 Jul 2009

... As seen through the eyes of their grand-children.  Priceless quips!!!  Enjoy... 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and  started to leave, the...

Bill is absolutely right
, 27 May 2009

   "Daddy,"  said a six-year-old boy, "I'd like to get  married.""Sure, son." said his father.  "Anyone special in mind?" "Yes," answered  the boy. "Grandma. She’s nice""Now, wait a minute,"  said his father."You don't think I'd let you  marry my mother, do you!!""Why not?" the boy  asked...

The Price of Children
, 14 May 2009

Here is something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising...

Kids Are Quick
, 30 Apr 2009

KidsAreQuick ____________________________________ TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North  America . MARIA:         Here it  is. TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ? CLASS:          Maria. ____________________________________   TEACHER:   John,  why are you doing your math multiplication on  the floor? JOHN:...

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
, 30 Apr 2009

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your doctor confirms your pregnancy.2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.    3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes._____________________________________________________Preparing for the Birth:1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.2nd...

Play with A LIVING SPIDER!
, 30 Apr 2009

This is an amazing job of programming! Play with A LIVING SPIDER! Poke and prod the spider with your mouse, also 'grab' one of its legs with your mouse and drag it around the screen - tell me it's not alive! Also anywhere on the map hold down...

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
, 8 Apr 2009

BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your doctor confirms your pregnancy.2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.    3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.____________________________________________________Preparing for the Birth:1st baby: You practice...